baptisms:

factualpon3:

*After School,
Casually talking to my friends.*

*Girl walks up behind me and taps me on my shoulder.*

Me: *Turns around* Yes?

Girl: So you said you weren’t a feminist huh?

Me: Why yes.

Girl: Why do you support the oppression of women!? Huh?!

Me: *Sighs and chuckles* Sweetheart, modern day feminists do not follow their self-given definition of feminism, and men in the U.S have just as many issues as women do.

Girl: Wow you Meninist peice of shit.

Me: *laughs at the “insult”* Its Egalitarian hon.

Girl: *Struts away in anger.*

Me: *Calls out* The wage gap is false! *giggles and goes back to my friends.*

i will not rest until this becomes the new “down with cis”