- aries: old, hardened veteran in the business who keeps talking down your competitors as newbies. loses in the last round to someone who started cooking a month ago.
- taurus: person who has young children, and keeps stressing the fact that winning chopped would help out with these young children, looks almost always like a hipster.
- gemini: the person who accidentally spills all their food, or accidentally cuts their hand, or forgets to put an ingredient on the plate, yet still fucking wins the episode somehow.
- cancer: disgruntled chef who is clearly very talented but came on one of the special episodes (the viewer-selected basket one, the one where every basket has ice cream) and is struggling because of it.
- leo: weird eccentric person who takes a lot of risks and probably has cool hair, is voted off in the first or second round.
- virgo: someone with a really lame reason as to why they wanna win chopped, like going on vacation or buying a new bike. like theres people cooking next to you trying to buy their son a liver susan.
- libra: the one the viewers Instinctively like. you're funny, you're an underdog, you're nice, you never talk shit about anyone else. you have to win, because the people who make chopped know that people will change the channel if you're voted off.
- scorpio: person who is convinced they're super worldly, sometimes throws "asian-inspired" or "mexican" in front of a dish that is either of those cultures in the vaguest forms.
- sagittarius: someone who is there for an actual fucking money reason. like, you literally are gonna use every cent of this to do something wonderful, to help a sick relative or something. usually doesn't win, for some fucking reason.
- capricorn: gay.
- aquarius: someone who has no right being so competitive. spends the whole confessional talking shit about everyone else. chopped in the first round.
- pisces: CRIER. your story as to why youre on chopped isn't THAT sad, but every time you even think about it you well up like a baby. you cry if you win. you cry if you lose. please just...it's gonna be ok.
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tags: sag. aka the ppl i tend to root for. lmao.
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